Step 1: Locate water. Look for it everywhere (Sahara dessert is not an ideal option)
Step 2: Do not try to drink air. You will inflate and fly off to Uranus.
Step 3: After locating water, take it in your hands and not feet.
Step 4: Aim the water accurately and precisely in your mouth. Noes is not the target.
Step 5: Play "Assumptions" on Spotify and start doing the "Blue Shirt Guy" dance. (this is the most important step)

Thank me later.
PEACE.

P.S.- You'll soon get a cultured post.