Achievement Unlocked: Replied to a message within 5 minutes
(Status: Socially acceptable human being)

Survived a family function without being asked about marriage/career
(Stealth level: Expert, escape plan: flawless)

Actually cooked something without setting off the smoke alarm
(Bonus: It was edible)

Joined a Zoom meeting on time
(Mic muted, video off, vibes on)

Went outside voluntarily and touched grass
(Achievement: +1 mental clarity, -5 battery)

Did laundry and folded it on the same day
(Rumored to be a myth — you are now the myth)

Talked to customer service without crying or rage quitting
(Gandhi would be proud)
Achievement Unlocked: Replied to a message within 5 minutes
(Status: Socially acceptable human being)

Survived a family function without being asked about marriage/career
(Stealth level: Expert, escape plan: flawless)

Actually cooked something without setting off the smoke alarm
(Bonus: It was edible)

Joined a Zoom meeting on time
(Mic muted, video off, vibes on)

Went outside voluntarily and touched grass
(Achievement: +1 mental clarity, -5 battery)

Did laundry and folded it on the same day
(Rumored to be a myth — you are now the myth)

Talked to customer service without crying or rage quitting
(Gandhi would be proud)

Bonus Achievements
Mission: Drank 2L of water in one day
(Hydrated and mildly proud)

Did NOT hit snooze... once
(Confidence level: Elon Musk in a press conference)

Did 10 minutes of exercise and told 7 people about it
(Fitness influencer arc begins)

Successfully avoided small talk in the elevator
(Introvert 100 XP gained)

Resisted online shopping cart “just to check”
(Wallet: safe, dopamine: low