So yeah... people keep askin'(In my 2x or 3x previous post) why I didn't end up with Mikasa. Lemme tell you. It ain’t ‘cause I ain’t cool or strong — I literally turned into a 15ft muscle monster, bro. But nah, Mikasa was too busy kicking BoogieDClown and Tatatke straight in the nuts every time they said "Mikasa mine now" 💀 Like bruh, she turned their family jewels into Titan fossils 💀💀

But fr, BoogieDClown gave up one day and said “I got the ocean now” 🌊?? I was like, bro who th is Ocean?? He said “she’s the ocean.” What does that even MEAN bro. In the end, I lost Mikasa, Boogie lost his brain, and Tatake’s still holding an ice pack (Where are you, bro now a days?). And that, my friends, is why I didn’t end up with Mikasa.